Says:We know how to take your concept and use it to harness the power of social media, thereby allowing it to be distributed world-wide, at any time, across multiple channels.
Means:We can add up to three, count 'em, three links: Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter.
Says:This super-flexible main teaser area is custom-tailored to suit your needs, whether you need to push brand messaging, announce relevant news, or showcase your latest promotions.
Means:We pretty much made an empty box, now you fill it.
Says:You wanna be able to upload pictures of your cat onto your blog? Have you considered taking your blog out of the standard "website format" into a more cutting edge solution that keeps up to date with the latest developments in new media?
Means:We just want to do an iPhone app.
How The Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed

[sal, after drinking straight cherry vodka]: my ears feel warm, my vision is blurry, and i want to make noise.
SIDESSOFTWARE: will be back, need to pick up Kevin/food
arfmoochikncheez: don't mixem up
SIDESSOFTWARE: will try not too
April Fools.

Are you serious, Mok!?
Unlikely song duets: Bizzy Bone Justin Beiber
The difference between white and black people.


Wayta of the Week
From: Dan Sides [mailto:dsides@sidesmedia.com]
Sent: Monday, March 08, 2010 3:37 PM
To: Gina Betancur
Cc: Edward Sides Jr; Jessica Carney; Kosal Sen
Subject: Re: Meeting on sandia
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Confusing quotes of the week
danny018: "lol"
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: News in America.

Provide your own caption:
Dan:
Ed: "We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamy butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger. "
Sal: "We don't need the design to look clean, modern, nor professional."
Julie: Killer whales kill things.
Chris:
Matt: Did you hear? Ed got a Mac...
Meg:
Thought of the day: If you say "beer can" with an English accent, you're also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
Wayta of the Week
danny018: we got into for tru
Unnecessary quotes usage of the week
We will be posting a “template” for new homes going forward.
OCRedSand: explain to me that logo.
Arfmoochikncheez: is that new?
Arfmoochikncheez: he's examining a dinosaur bone