
Happy New Years guys :P
In other news, we thought it was bad in Philly...

Julie: Thanksgiving in T-minus 2 days.
Black Friday in T-minus 3.
CHRISTMAS IN 30 OMG.
Ed: I foundz your bl0g.
Sal: Nothing happening today, but I'll blog it anyway.
Julie: Cannot brain. Going to Vegas.
Chris: Imaginary band name/XBOX Live Tag of the moment: Platypus Army
Sal: While the internet is abuzz about Microsoft's new advertising, here was our unofficial pitch to them.
Sal: Hmmmm...any ideas yet?
Julie: Give it up, Sal. We're not going to be famous.
Sal: Have faith.
Chris: Yeah jules..have faith.
Julie: See ya monday, losers
Sal: You left me hangin yesterday...bitch.
Julie: What the hell are you talking about?
Sal: Chill out. I was talking to chris. geeez. if we don't read our own blog how do we expect anyone else to?
Chris: my bad, still workin on those revisions
Chris: Knock Knock.
Sal: Who's there?
Sal: ???
Sal: Alright we need to have better quality posts or nobody's going to find it interesting. Come on guys!!! This is our chance!!! We need just ONE idea. Then BAM! ...History.
Julie: No.
Chris: Can't post today, got revisions out the wazoo
Chris: For your consideration:

Magic Johnson actually bitch slapped AIDS. AIDS!
Sal: I wish Magic Johnson would bitch slap me. Just so I could feel something.
Sal:
Sal: Imaginary band name of the moment: Dung Stick Chronicles
Julie: I'm going home.
Sal: I forgot to post it last week that I added some google tracking on our site. Yesterday we had THREE unique visitors outside of ourselves! Let's keep it going peeps...
Julie: Yeah it's probably all my mom. I sent it to her. She thinks we should post pictures of cute African-American babies.
Sal: You shudda told her to leave that as a comment! We need this site to look popular...
Julie's Mom: You should post pictures of cute African-American babies
Sal: Thanks mrs kassab
Sal: The internet is full of greatness. Awesome videos, amazing artwork, inspiring ideas. It's an overload of amazing. And it's fucking killing my self esteem. The internet makes me feel like a worthless piece of ostrich turd.
Chris: Typical work day: circa- 4pm

Sal: Chris, the point of the blog is to stay on topic.
Chris: You said post anything.
Sal: smartass.
sillyx99: I don't get this blog
Julie: This is dumb. Why are you making me post this crap? I have nothing of value to say. I got lots of shit on my plate right now and you're bitchin at me about the blog. How am I supposed to get my work done?
Sal: Julie, it's not dumb. You don't have to write if you don't want to. I told you, you can post pictures now. Here comes the code:
<img src="picture.jpg" alt="Description" />
Julie: Sweet.
Sal: You forgot the alt tag but it's alright, I put it in for you.
Julie: Fuck your alt tags. Why does it matter when nobody's reading this shit anyway?
Sal: Get back to work.
Chris: Imaginary band name/XBOX Live Tag of the moment: Chicken MaNiA!
Sal: Hello?
Sal: Guys, I don't see any posts.
Sal: It took me a while, but this blog now supports images.
Sal: Let's start blogging, guys. In order to post, edit default.asp. No way am I building an engine for this. If anyone wants to leave a comment, e-mail it and I'll post it myself.
Anonymous: Man, you guys are pathetic.
Sal: Wow, our first comment on our very first post.
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