The World’s Most Boring Blog Fail.

September 3, 2010

September 2, 2010

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September 1, 2010

Can you design the next iPhone? Sure
[months later]
Done! Here's the prototype. Hmmm..that's tough. Does it need to recognize touch gestures? Well, no, but... Save that for phase 2. Alright. What do you think of the speakers? Why are there two? Well, one's near your ear for phone calls. The other is for listening to music, speakerphone calls, and — Nah, just keep it simple. Okay. So speaking of music, we need to find a way to read the mp3's ID3 tags Maybe phase 2. Can't we just give them the option to customize the name of the song? Yeah, but who would do that? Okay then just have the option to turn it on or off Fine. Do you like the shape? It's ergonomic and easy to hold. Make it rectangular. Remember, the client wants it to be just like the iPhone...
Also, put the logo on the front. The iPhone doesn't do that. That's alright. The client likes to see we're pushing creative ideas outside of the box.

September 1, 2010

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June 18, 2010

Translation Guide to the Language of Web Design Salesmanship:

Says:We know how to take your concept and use it to harness the power of social media, thereby allowing it to be distributed world-wide, at any time, across multiple channels.

Means:We can add up to three, count 'em, three links: Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter.

Says:This super-flexible main teaser area is custom-tailored to suit your needs, whether you need to push brand messaging, announce relevant news, or showcase your latest promotions.

Means:We pretty much made an empty box, now you fill it.

Says:You wanna be able to upload pictures of your cat onto your blog? Have you considered taking your blog out of the standard "website format" into a more cutting edge solution that keeps up to date with the latest developments in new media?

Means:We just want to do an iPhone app.

June 18, 2010

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May 27, 2010

May 25, 2010

How The Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed

May 21, 2010

Mattalina

May 21, 2010

[sal, after drinking straight cherry vodka]: my ears feel warm, my vision is blurry, and i want to make noise.

May 19, 2010

May 12, 2010

May 11, 2010

SIDESSOFTWARE: will be back, need to pick up Kevin/food
arfmoochikncheez: don't mixem up
SIDESSOFTWARE: will try not too

Apr 5, 2010

Apr 1, 2010

April Fools.

March 30, 2010

Are you serious, Mok!?

March 29, 2010

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March 10, 2010

Unlikely song duets: Bizzy Bone Justin Beiber

March 9, 2010

The difference between white and black people.

March 8, 2010

Wayta of the Week
From: Dan Sides [mailto:dsides@sidesmedia.com]
Sent: Monday, March 08, 2010 3:37 PM
To: Gina Betancur
Cc: Edward Sides Jr; Jessica Carney; Kosal Sen
Subject: Re: Meeting on sandia

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And in a second e-mail:
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March 4, 2010

Ouch

March 3, 2010

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March 1, 2010

Confusing quotes of the week
danny018: "lol"

February 25, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: News in America.

February 22, 2010

Provide your own caption:

Dan:

Ed: "We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamy butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger. "

Sal: "We don't need the design to look clean, modern, nor professional."

Julie: Killer whales kill things.

Chris:

Matt: Did you hear? Ed got a Mac...

Meg: